BLONDE AMBITION

Choose your press secretary. Three ways to take the podium.

Create Your Own CharacterGive her a name and a past — the past decides how she starts the week. Four backgrounds to choose from.

Nicki MinajThe Queen of Rap takes the podium. The Barbz are already in the briefing room. They have always been in the briefing room. Plays a week of custom Nicki questions.Chaos +10 · Trump's Mood +5 · Sanity -5

Dana WhiteThe UFC boss takes the podium. He brought six fighters as assistants. The briefing room has never been quieter. Plays a week of custom Dana questions.Chaos +15 · Trump's Mood +10 · Sanity -10

One week. Fifteen questions. Four meters. Every run draws fresh from a library of 70 scenarios, so no two weeks play alike. Every answer moves something:

• Credibility — what the press corps thinks of you
• Chaos — how unhinged the briefing gets
• Trump's Mood — how the boss feels about you
• Sanity — yours. Guard it.

If Credibility, Trump's Mood, or Sanity hits zero — or Chaos hits 100 — your week ends early. Survive to Friday and see how history judges you.

Tools: Circle Back dodges a question (free, but the press corps keeps count). Walk It Back (once a day) undoes your last answer, at a small cost to your Sanity.